If I had to sum up my reaction to the premier of Season 5 of BET’s The Game into one word it would have to be, subpar. I can’t tell you how much it pains me to say this, but the BET curse lives on. Everything that the network touches turns to a raging heap of “What the Hell?". I will forever blame Debra Lee. As they did at the start of Season 4, the premier began with the climax of three concurrent storylines and then they retold the stories from the beginning. Whose idea was this? Jason’s married in Mexico, Janay lies “dead” in Malik’s garage and Melanie is barren as a result of a mystery abortion. I can’t speak for anyone else but I was confuzzled. (aka simultaneously confused and puzzled) and this was all in the first 5 minutes. SMHRF
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Unfortunately, it didn’t get better. I wanted to laugh so bad but, I just didn’t. I waited and waited for those big yell laugh moments that The Game usually gives me and I got ,maybe, 1 and a half. This is not okay. I expected story development and charachter growth but many of the changes seemed really left field to me. First of all, my Auntie Tasha Mack is WAY too skinny and stressed out. Apparently her personality is still on hiatus. Hopefully it will join us next Tuesday. Secondly, Brit Brat ( Jason and Kelly’s daughter) is a smooth 32 years old and anti Black man, which is a message that we always welcome on BET, right? *sucks teeth*. And I’m sorry but the middle aged yt lady pusha (drug dealer) with the Nine in her Michael Kors bag just drained my entire life. Was it just me?
I’m not going to totally bash. There were a couple good moments. For starters, I really enjoyed Brandy’s character, Chardonnay, Tee Tee is always a delight and although his line up and widows peak were super unfortunate, Malik ( Hosea Chanchez) gave me glorious body every time his wonderful likeness graced all 32inches of my television screen. *quickens*
Listen, The Game really got on my nerves last night. The whole Melanie/Derwin drama was wiggity, as in wiggity wiggity wack. (Word to Kris Kross). I wanted to curse Derwin completely out. You sir, do not get to be upset with Melanie for aborting a baby that wasn't yours. Have you forgotten that your wife was planning a birthday party for your child, (a child that you had with another woman) and IN HER HOUSE? Derwin you are are reaching love, EEEE-specially since Melanie conceived only after she found out that you poured your penis into Drew Sidora’s irrelevant box. Drew being, YET ANOTHER BROAD. Have several seats, my dude and STAT. I'm not saying that two wrongs make a right but the way Derwin carried on screamed the pot calling the kettle black. And I was really annoyed with Melanie for not calling Derwin all the way out. Especially since she’s on this self proclaimed “strong black woman” kick. Listen, Mr. Davis would not have been ready for all the cards I would've pulled. Nope! But Melanie’s simple ass just begged and pleaded to be spooned to the tune of I love you past the moon. I was over it. *rolls eyes*
The writers could have also missed me with Jason’s Black Girl bullying and this whole “Life for Yellow Niggas ain’t been no crystal stair “malarkey. I mean honestly, He's gonna have to do better than that. Especially since everybody (even his 30 year old "teenage" daughter) knows he ain't checking for the sisters. The marriage in Mexico was a bit of a stretch but hey, anything to keep my girl B-Rocka working. <shrugs> I really hope things turn around from here. I will definitely keep watching and praying that The Game that I’ve come to know and love returns and soon. What are your thoughts? Did you like the episode?
Let me know.